Cyber Monday Sale

Use the coupon code " TURDUCKEN " (all caps no quotes) to save 25% off everything in our online store. This would have been at the top of the page but the idiots that host our website decided to change my username and password then go on vacation so I can't edit anything. Thanks a lot web host people!

Every time I see a bag of flower

I get this overwhelming urge to throw it off of something tall to see what kind of mess it would make. Am I the only one that gets this?

Meat flavored dog treats

don't taste anything like they smell. They smell decent but I tasted one and it was horrible. I can't understand how my dog eats them.

There is a chance of snow here

on Thanksgiving and I am debating about putting my winter tires on the car. On one hand if I do it, it won't snow at all. On the other hand, if I don't do it, it might snow and I might end up in a ditch. Such a dilemma. 

Car manufacturers really need to

make it easy to change light bulbs in their cars or make them with light bulbs that don't burn out. I want to speak with the engineer that thought it would be acceptable to make me remove the entire intake system and the battery to change burned out bulbs.

Battery powered tools are

a great idea....until you use up all your batteries. Then they are pretty much useless for about an hour.

I went to the grocery store

the other day and bought toothpaste and beer. When I went through the self checkout and scanned my items, the coupon machine spat out a coupon. Every time I get a coupon it is related to something that I purchased so I was a bit surprised when the coupon was for $1.00 off salad dressing. It makes no sense to me at all.

Sometime in the late 60's

white and sea-foam green linoleum must have been popular. I found it living under my carpet yesterday. Tomorrow people are coming to put in ceramic tile and I have no idea how they are going to pry it up. I tried using a shovel to remove it but it didn't do any good. I feel bad for the tile people but rather good for myself for not having to do it. At least until I get the bill. Bad linoleum, go back to the 60's!

I hate the time change.

Words cannot express my feelings towards it so I'm not going to write any.

I keep having a nagging

urge to blow all the leaves from my yard into the neighbor's yard. They wouldn't notice, right?

I never realized how bad

my feet smell until I left my shoes in my car the other day. I really hope that smell comes out.

My new favorite word

is deluge. It just rolls off the tongue.