I bought a solar powered vibrator

today to try to get rid of the hoard of moles that have taken over my back yard. Frankly, the idea of a solar powered vibrator is more than slightly disturbing to me. It makes a high pitched, ultra annoying sound every 30 seconds that is supposed to drive away the moles. There is no way this is going to work and in the end I am just going to be stuck with the moles and a solar powered vibrator. This has to be my worst post ever.

Bubble wrap would be

a lot cooler if the bubbles were filled with scented air so when you popped them it would smell good. I think it would make the world a better place, don't you?

The man at the gas station said this to me

yesterday. "If the printer is jammed it stays that way until it gets fixed." I'm sure there is some deep meaning somewhere in there.

Wouldn't life be better

if everyone had a helicopter instead of a car?