Just a reminder,

since today is a leap year, don't forget to start writing 2009 on all your checks. I still write 2007 on mine so I get to switch right to 2009. This should be a holiday since it only happens every four years, just like the World Cup.

Why do dentists always

try to talk to you while they are working on our teeth? They always ask questions too, like you can respond. At least tell a story or something. Please don't ask questions when I can't respond, unless they are rhetorical. I had to spell check rhetorical. Who would have thought there is an "H" in there?

If someone ever invents

self-folding laundry, they will be my hero.

This morning I was filling my car

up with gas and the filler thing kicked off and sprayed gas all over the side of my car. I wasn't very happy. Then I realized it stopped right at $45.00 so I was kind of happy for that.

It is hard to do

donuts in your car and talk on the phone at the same time.

I have had "bad pants days"

for the past three days. Have you ever had one of those? My pants just won't stay up for some reason and I am pretty sure I am mooning people all day. I can't figure it out. I have been wearing different pairs of pants each day too. Maybe I just noticed it and I have been mooning people for a long time. If I mooned you it was an accident and I'm sorry.

My dad stole a canoe once

at a church camp. Just F.Y.I. (he brought it back though)

I finally got a haircut today

and now I feel self-conscious about my ears being too big. I am sure they're not but I am not used to seeing them. On the plus side, at least I will be using less shampoo.  

I think doilies were

invented just to make hearts out of for Valentines Day. The between the cup and saucer thing is just a side job.

Why do cards always

have the price printed on the back of them? You go through all the trouble to make sure the gift you give has the price taken off of it but it is actually printed right there on the back of the card. This is pretty much all I could think about when I was trying to pick one out for Valentines Day.

Running in the snow

is a lot like running on the beach. At least that is how I try to imagine it while fighting off the cold.

Ever hear the expression

"when it rains, it pours?" In Zanesville it should be "When it Snows, It Rains." Seriously, it snowed all morning and rained all afternoon. How depressing.

If I ever get married,

I want my wedding cake to explode. This has absolutely nothing to do with anything, just like most of the junk I put on here.

I made a new logo.

What do you think? I think he needs hair.

I think all potters should

change their names to "Potists." It is a blend of artist and potter. I came up with it all by myself. Really I didn't.

Why does writing ASAP

imply a lot more urgency than writing as soon as possible? I think it is the capital letters.

I swear I stood there

staring at the milk in the grocery store for 5 minutes while trying to figure out which one was cheaper; 2 half gallons of milk at 3 for $5.00 or 1 gallon of milk for $3.59. I guess that is what I get for taking calculus. Calculator dependency.

Today was a great day

to eat at a restaurant. Everyone was at home watching the football game making it much nicer for the rest of us. I really don't have the patience to watch football. Way too much starting and stopping.

I think it is good to take

yourself out of your element every once in a while. I usually hate being surrounded by people I don't know (I don't hate it, I just dislike it) but last night I went to a function filled with people I don't know. I spoke to a fireman about blowing things up and I think I may have scared the rest of the people at the table. Maybe there is a reason I don't do this kind of stuff very often. The fireman thought I was cool though.