Every time you buy trash bags

you are literally spending money on something you're going to throw away. There are entire marketing departments for companies who make trash bags who's job it is to make you want to throw away their trash bags more than all the other trash bags on the market. The whole idea is more silly than this post, which is pretty terrible. I'm sorry you read this.

I had an idea yesterday to make

flavored tissues. I told some people and realized it was a dumb idea, so I came up with a better one: scented tissues. I'm going to be rich.