Why is it that every time

I go to put something on here I draw a blank? Really, you are probably better off this way.

What do you suppose they call

Mexican pizza in Mexico? I'm at a loss.

The dentist told my mom

that toothpaste is bad for your teeth. Apparently it is too abrasive to use twice a day. Now I'm confused. I have been taught my whole life that I need to use toothpaste and now I am just supposed to stop? I tried using just water this morning and it was horrible; no foam and no minty aftertaste. I think next they will probably say that shampoo is bad for your hair and soap is bad for your skin. Grrrrr.

The weather man said it was

supposed to rain "buckets" today. I really hope they are plastic buckets because I think metal buckets might dent my car and be really loud when they hit the ground.

I ironed pants for the first

time in my life tonight. It turned out a lot better than I anticipated. I would say they look maybe the 4th or 5th pair of pants I have ironed. Definitely not the sixth pair though.

I never wear green on St. Patrick's Day.

Instead I just tell people I have on green underwear to avoid being pinched. No one has ever asked to see my underwear, which is probably a good thing.

I missed part of my face shaving

today and it looked like I had dirt on my lip. I was really self conscious about it and would have shaved it off but I don't keep a razor at work. No one seemed to notice it though. That or everyone noticed it and no one told me about it. Just like that one day I wore my shirt inside out to work.... 

Something went terribly wrong

with my homemade chicken noodle soup today. Somehow the noodles turned into a gelatinous mass and gave the whole thing the consistency of grits. It tasted good but made you want to gag. That is the last time I by really cheap noodles. Thank goodness I keep a pizza in the freezer as a backup plan.

If you ever get dentures

and then go to a bank, please don't fiddle around with them where people can see you. I saw a lady doing this today and I think I might have nightmares about it tonight.

Safety pins are really not that

safe. Yes, they have that cover / hooky thing but they are still pointy. They should change the name to something less misleading, like "cover pin" or "kind of safety pin." I am not sure that I should have used quotation marks there. I may have slept though quotation mark day in English class. Sorry about that.

Tall people are not meant to

spend afternoons in short attics. It just doesn't work.