I dropped my cell phone

today and now it has started to make funny noises and fade in and out on calls. My cell phone is my only form of communication at my apartment except for e-mail so I probably shouldn't have dropped it. Although, if it dies, they couldn't call me into work so it would be like a vacation. Maybe I should drop it again?

I am letting my girlfriend's brother

borrow my awesome camping backpack for his trip to El Salvador. I told him he was allowed to use it on the condition that he bring me back a monkey. I don't even know if they have monkeys in El Salvador. I have always wanted a monkey.

I found some used tea bags

in the middle of the parking lot yesterday. It is not as strange as some things I have found in the parking lot but strange nonetheless.

Contrary to belief,

Smarties do not make you smarter.

Running on snow is

a lot like running on a beach. Kind of squishy yet mostly hard. I have never run on a beach though so I am just guessing.

I got some snow stuck

in my wheels last night doing donuts in a parking lot. It was vibrating so bad a 60mph that I thought it was going to spill my Redbull. I am glad it didn't.

People at ski places

must like to not wear underwear. I keep seeing it thrown into trees. Maybe the trees need underwear too?

I just put the finishing

touches on my new fish tank. It is actually a blender (that I broke, I fixed, then got a new one as a gift) that I took the blades out of. I think it is fitting considering my fish's name is Sushi. It kind of reminds me of the Bass 'O' Matic from when Saturday Night Live used to be funny.

It snowed all morning today

and rained all afternoon. It will probably get cold tonight and turn all of South Eastern Ohio into an ice skating rink. Let it be known, Zanesville Ohio has the worst weather on the planet.

I was on a road yesterday

where I passed more people on horses and buggies than cars. I also saw a buggie that was missing a tire. I think someone stole it.

My girlfriend decided

to have a candle light dinner at her apartment tonight for valentines day. I stopped and got her some flowers and chocolates, being the good boyfriend that I am. So I give them to her and she puts them on the table for a centerpiece for our dinner. About half way through the dinner I noticed a flower hanging down towards the candle, slowly starting to turn black. She definitely put the flowers too close to the candle and they were starting to burn. Is it a bad thing when your valentine tries to burn her flowers?

Our server at the restaurant

the other night had the worst fake tan on the planet. It was so bad it was comical. She was 17 or 18 and would have been attractive except for being the color of a baseball glove marinated in soy sauce. For her tip I wanted to tell her to ease off the tanner. I am normally not this mean but from the look of it, she could use the favor.

It has been so cold here

that it reminds me of camping in the Boy Scouts. Now I kind of want to go camping just to see if I can still take it. Maybe I'll camp out in my car so that if I get cold I can turn on the heated seats. Plus, if it gets really bad I could go inside to my apartment which is like 20 feet away from my car. I wonder what my neighbors would think if they saw me sleeping in my car in the morning?

I spent most of my day

looking for a fax I sent to a customer a couple weeks ago. I looked everywhere I could think of three times. I looked in every single file (in case I temporarly forgot my alphabet), in my locker, in the trash (it was gross, my dad has a cold) and on everyone else's desk. Nothing. So I gave up. Half an hour later I found it on top of a pile of catalogs on the front counter. That was frustrating.

I love the feeling of having

my nose hairs freeze when I step outside to take a breath of cold air.

Don't you hate it when

people stop sending you personal e-mails and start forwarding junk? I can understand one or two really good ones once in a while but sending me five a day is a bit extreme. On another note, I don't think that eating carrots and drinking chocolate milk is a good idea.

I lost to scrabble today

to someone who can't spell anything right. Of course, I let her use a dictionary and I had never played before. I never realized how hard it is to find a word with a "z" in it.

Dear people that make cereal,

Every time I open the baggie inside of a box of cereal it either; explodes causing cereal to go everywhere, or tears really bad so that whenever I try to pour cereal into a bowl it spills everywhere but the bowl. Please make the baggie easier to open or put some kind of zip-loc type closure on it. Thank you.