People tend to listen to you

more when you use sound effects. At least they look at you like they are listening.

Yesterday I spent 3.5 hours

washing and waxing my car. It looked awesome. Then it rained today. Now it looks dirty. I'm sad:(

I think my new favorite

word is abhorrent. I found it in a thesaurus.

Canoeing with a dog is a

lot more difficult than you think it would be. At least in my case.

I'm going to crash my class reunion

tonight. I guess the invitation went out over Facebook but I don't have Facebook so someone told me about it. I figured it was an open class reunion but apparently lots of people from my class (with facebook) were not invited and were so angry they started their own reunion on another date. Since I don't have facebook and am not sure if I would be invited if I had it, I'm going to go ahead and go anyway. I figure the worst thing that could happen is all the people that used to be popular try to beat me up. Really, they probably won't even recoganize me, which I am cool with.  

Someone told me that my

dog looks like a muppet. The more I think about it the more I agree.

I've really had nothing

good to say for the past few days. You're probably better off that way.

I think I am going to try

starting "the wave" next time I am in a traffic jam. I have a sunroof so it should work. 

Life would be better if

everything were turbocharged.

I just realized that my

handwriting is absolutely horrible. I am almost embarrassed to let anyone read it. I think I'll just stick to typing and phone for communication the rest of my life.

I was told I have a very

"strong mid-western accent" by a person. I haven't noticed it before and now I'm kind of self-conscious and don't want to talk.

I hope your rental car

never smells like Indian food and body odor. Take my word for it.