Spiderzilla was on my floor

today. I normally don't care about spiders but I really think this one could have eaten me. I grabbed some toilet paper, picked him up, and threw him in the toilet. He kind of sat there on the surface of the water so I watched him for a minute. He just chilled for a bit and then decided to try to climb back out, so I flushed him. Getting flushed looks kind of fun if it were not for the sewer part. They should make a giant toilet water park ride. No comment on what the rafts should look like...