The power went off here

for about an hour and a half. After about ten minutes the alarm system monitoring people called to tell us the power was out. Here is my conversation with the lady:

Me: "Zanesville Pottery"
Lady: "Hi, this is Barb with the alarm company, how are you today?"
Me: "Well, the power is out and my day would be better if it were on."
Lady: "Yes, we are just calling to tell you that your power is out."
Me: "Yep, it is definitely out."
Lady: "We like to call places and tell them their power is out."
Me: "Uhh, thanks?"
Lady: "Have a great day."
Me: "I'll try."

I really could have had some fun with her but I was busy tripping over extension cords that we had all over the floor. Plus I didn't want to sound like a butt. I'll make it a point to have more fun next time though.