I stopped at a gas station this

morning to get a cup of coffee. I grabbed a cup and filled it with my usual 2/3 coffee and 1/3 cappuccino and starting looking around for the lids. In the spot where the lids were supposed to be there was a little sign that said "out of lids." What the heck am I supposed to do with my coffee now? It's already in the friggin' cup and I can't just chug it down like the Fox from The Man Show. So I stand there contemplating for a minute, do I leave the coffee there or do I find a way to take it to work? Well, I found some soft drink lids that were just slightly too large for the coffee cup, so I took some napkins and laid them over the cup and put the lid on top of them. I paid and walked out to my car thinking to myself, "If this spills in my car, I am going to come back and chuck this at their window." I'm not usually grumpy enough to do that but it's morning and I hate mornings almost as much as I hate having liquid spill in my car. Anyway, I got the coffee back to work without spilling it and although it tasted slightly of napkin, I drank it. The end.