Arrgh, it be ITLAPD.

If ye didn't know, International Talk Like A Pirate Day occurs every September 19th. It be the only day of the year that you should be able to talk like a pirate and not get stupid looks. I get stupid looks even when I don't talk like a pirate. Try it out! Call us today and talk like a pirate and we'll try to talk like pirates back. If ye don't talk like a pirate we'll talk normal because we don't want customers who don't read this to get mad. I should probably tell the other employees about this. Happy ITLAPD!!