I need to make one of those GPS things

with a sense of humor. My sister let me borrow hers and it keeps yelling at me but I have no idea what it is saying because it is in French. I keep making up funny  translations for what it says but I am sure it is really saying something lame. It would be so much better with phrases like "I said left you moron!" or "Your so lost, even I can't help you." It probably wouldn't make driving more efficient but it would make it a lot more fun.