I bought a solar powered vibrator

today to try to get rid of the hoard of moles that have taken over my back yard. Frankly, the idea of a solar powered vibrator is more than slightly disturbing to me. It makes a high pitched, ultra annoying sound every 30 seconds that is supposed to drive away the moles. There is no way this is going to work and in the end I am just going to be stuck with the moles and a solar powered vibrator. This has to be my worst post ever.