I have never owned a shirt

with my name on it. If I was going to wear a shirt with a name I would make sure the name wasn't mine. That way people couldn't come up and start talking to me like they know me. Only they probably would but they would be using the wrong name so then I could call them on it. Then they would feel like a moron. That or they would accuse me of wearing someone else's shirt. Then I would feel like a moron. So maybe the whole "named shirt" thing just isn't for me.