Today I walked into the

weight room and country music was playing on the radio. There was no one there at the time so I decided to change it because no one should ever have to lift weights while listening to country. I put the radio on scan and it went clear around the dial and right back to the country station. I thought that was a little weird so I looked behind the radio to find the antenna unplugged, so I plugged it in. Now the radio got three stations but they were all either country or talk. About that time two guys walked in and suggested I try manually entering a couple of stations. It didn't work so we decided to leave it on country and turn it way down. After 5 minutes I couldn't take it so I decided to go to my car and grab some CD's. I don't label my burned CD's so I just grabbed three at random. I went back in and popped the disks in. It turns out all the CD's I grabbed were death metal that someone had burned for me. Then I noticed a sign saying that anyone caught playing music with illicit lyrics will be asked to leave. So I let it play.  The guys eventually left and more people kept coming in so I just kind of pretended I didn't know anything about the music and just kept working out. I completed my workout then left, leaving the three death metal CD's playing. I'm such a rebel.