My preacher is trying to get

me to read in church on Sunday. I managed to get out of it last Sunday but I can't come up with any good excuses for this one. I am thinking about telling him I am illiterate but I think it is really bad to lie to a preacher. Maybe if I screw up he won't make me do it again. That would probably be really bad too. I'll probably screw up by accident because I am to worried about screwing up on purpose. Would that be bad?