I think my minister hates me

because every Christmas Eve service my sister and I have a contest to try to get each other to laugh. It isn't a contest really, it just kind of happens. Anyway, I always fall asleep at church (ever since college I tend to go to sleep when someone lectures) and my sister kept poking me to wake me up. Then we started writing things on the bulletin about other people which is always funny . At the end of the service we always light candles and sing Silent Night. We kept trying to blow out each other's candle which neither one of us successfully did. Then I couldn't read the words to the song because it was dark and my church sings all 10 verses of Silent Night (maybe there are only 4) so my sister started moving the words all around about 2 inches from my face. It was really annoying but really funny at the same time.  I'm sure all the people around us now hate us because we ruined their Christmas Eve service. It just wouldn't be Christmas without some kind of commotion, right? Have a good one.