My day got off to a bad start

because I walked out of my apartment and into a giant spiderweb. I hate running into spiderwebs because you can never be sure that the spider wasn't in the web that is now in your hair. Then I went to the gas station for a cappuccino and they were out of french vanilla. So I get to work and I am drinking my coffee and somehow I manage to spill it all over my shorts. Then my grandpa came and needed me to help him load his tractor onto a trailer which I knew would make me late for my dentist appointment. I helped him and sure enough, it made me about 2 minutes late. I ended up sitting in the waiting room for about 30 minutes though so I guess it was ok. They finally got me in and seated in the tongue shaped chair (anyone else ever notice the chairs look like tongues?). The hygienist didn't talk to me much when she was cleaning my teeth which was nice because I can never figure out if you are expected to try to converse while their fingers are in your mouth. Questions are the worst because I don't know if you are supposed to answer them. Anyway, the dentist came in and said my teeth were perfect and had nothing wrong, which was awesome because I hate Novocaine. I went back to work and my day turned out to be alright. Then I got a ride in a limo! Not really but I just re-read this post and realized how boring it was so I thought that might liven it up. Hope it worked.