I went to buy shorts the other day

and went to the men's department thinking I could find some. Well, I found out that men must wear shorts that are way to short. I ended up going to the boys department to buy shorts that didn't look like they were from the 80's. You would think that the older you get, the less man leg you want to see / show off, right? Evidently not. I'm not that old and I don't want to show off any man leg. I think I should write someone about this.