When they show ads for vacuum

cleaners, they always show the vacuum picking up things like nuts and bolts, plastic beads, and bowling balls. Have you ever dropped a box of nuts and bolts and said to yourself, "you know, I should get out the vacuum and sweep these up?" No, you don't. You pick them up by hand. Same thing with plastic beads. Who really needs to pick up a bowling ball with a vacuum cleaner anyway? If they really want to test a vacuum cleaner, they should get a carton of copy machine toner and dump it on carpet. If the vacuum cleaner sucks it up completely I'll buy 10.