I came across

some free temporary tattoos that have a monkey wearing a wizard hat and waving a wand. It is probably the strangest thing I have ever seen. So I have been wearing it all weekend and everyone who sees it thinks that it is cool. I might end up getting it permanently tattooed to my arm but I have been told that tattoos have a "mild yet pleasant burning sensation" when applied. I don't know anyone who would describe a burning sensation as pleasant so I think the person who told me that might be insane. The whole permanent thing freaks me out too. Who knows, later in life I could have a very traumatic experience with a monkey wearing a wizard hat waving a wand.