Every time it snows

or threatens to snow my landlord dumps bags of salt all over the sidewalks and porches around my apartment. I will seriously be walking on a quarter inch of salt and it always ends up in my apartment, which is annoying. Well, last night it got really cold and the rain that we have been having for the past week decided to freeze, turning my porch and the stairs to the sidewalk into an ice skating rink. So the one time this year that we actually needed the salt, there was none. This whole story is irrelevant to anything. Thanks for reading.