My Fish

I have a pet fish named Oscar. Everyone that sees him says he is "big and ugly." I don't think he is big and ugly, I just think he is misunderstood. Like being a big fish in a small pond. He keeps trying to get out of his tank though, so perhaps they should add "dumb" to the list. I hope he never dies because he won't fit down the toilet (pretend you didn't read that.)