Tech Monkey

Talking to tech support is like talking to monkeys. Some monkeys will act like they know what you are talking about but they have no idea. It takes a lot of looking before you find a smart monkey, and when you do it is great. The hard part is that none of the other monkeys know that the smart monkey is smart and you have to find that smart monkey yourself, on the phone. It is ok though, I like monkeys. Unless they are bad.