I Need a Nickname!

I have realized that I need a nickname so that people can stop referring to me as "the comment guy" and refer to me as "(insert nickname here)." I don't want to use my real name because I am worried that I may get too famous for my own good. I have never had a nickname so I am at a loss in coming up with one for myself. I would like it to be funny and original and good enough that I don't mind being called by that name. Please help me by commenting on the blog or e-mailing me at info@zanesvillepottery.com. Any ideas are welcomed. Thanks!