I hate mowing grass.

There is no bigger waste of time in my mind. Yesterday while mowing I decided that since I have to mow I might as well have some fun with it, so I mowed the entire yard diagonally. Even the parts that would have been really simple to mow normally I mowed diagonally, like the 8ft. strip of grass between the driveway and the neighbor's grass. Doing this made me think less about my hatred of mowing and made me focus on having fun with the yard. So now I have decided that I am going to do something different every time I mow so I can keep my sanity. At least until the neighborhood gets mad and kicks me out or has me committed. Yep, my neighbors are going to hate me. They will probably start calling me the mowing moron or moron mower. That or just "idiot."