I was taking some pictures

of my church last night to use for a website (they seem to think I know what I'm doing with that, which I don't) and I stepped in the world's worst smelling pile of dog excrement. Seriously, I gaged twice. It was right at the beginning too so I thought I would have a chance to wipe it off in the grass or something. The pictures ended coming out great but the smell kept following me around. After shuffling my feet around for like 5 minutes in the grass I thought I had it all so I got in my car. When I got back to my apartment I took off my shoe to find that the poo was impacted into a dome shaped region in the heel of my shoe. Of course, these are my new running shoes so I can't just throw them out, which I would have done had they been a lesser pair. It was that bad. So I got a paper towel and went outside to clean it off. This evidently aggravated the massive stench and I started gagging and it was burning my eyes. The paper towel didn't work well so I had to find a stick.  Finally I cleaned the bulk of it off and I ended up washing them out the rest of the way in the sink (with tons of soap). I would say that it was the worst smell I have ever smelled in my life. Even worse then my karate teacher's fridge (it had fish and cheese in it and hadn't been opened in 9 months but I got a dollar for smelling it.) If you read the this whole thing, please pat yourself on the back.